Cousin Gladasjean Shaylalyn-Trixibel . People are not really sure how she was born. I'd rather forget.
Frau Bertilla Pflugenzug's vedding foto. How cute!
Igor Pumpernickel was the child of the town's librarian, Helga Bookworm. He liked to eat apples through a picket fence. Hey Wilburrr!
It was a well-known secret that Otto, who everybody thought would only serve to replace shepherd dogs (dachshundt), was the result of an incestuous relationship. He surprised everybody and went on to become one of the most capable generals in the German army. YAHHHHHH!
Aunt Fifi gave birth to uncle Jake at a nuclear disposal site. She did not even known she was pregnant at that time. Too bad.
Uncle Robert owned a store for noxious gases Ka-boom!
Uncle Rufus grew up in a coal mine. He was used as a canary. And he could see in the dark...
It was rumored that Griselda was part of the elite German Luftwaffel.
Aunt Fifi Perdue. Aunt Fifi used to be a rising star until her faceplant. Things went downhill afterwards. Poor sweet Fifi.
Babushka Ivanova was Igor's (Dr. Frankenstein) mother. People speculate that Dr. Frankenstein was the proud father himself. YIKES!
Bessie was the town's beautician. She would use cow dung patties to soften her skin and would perform daily pig urine and horse diarrhea ablutions for longevity. the whole trailer park admired her fine looks, whatever they are.
Billy Bob's brother Cletus. He likes to monkey around. He used to sing harmonies for the Monkees.
Bobbie Joe Loomis model of the year on trailer park Post. What a looker!
Carl Bubba Sorghum was the trailer park's convict. He's a sweet fellow.
Cousin Smiley won a contest at the trailer park for a most charming face. He would smite all the women with his charm. Unfortunately he died at 38 because he never closed his mouth and his lungs dried up.
Daddy Joe was a Navy seal. Arrrf arrrf
Granny Mary Cletus respected matriarch of the family. Don't piss her off!
Billy Bob became famous as the town's Jewish magician. He always thought he was Houdini's long-lost child, even though it was proven that Houdini could not have children. Oy vey!
it's Joannie Macdugall, she hates her freckles and red hair, She likes playing with snakes , if fact she uses one as a jumprope.
Schtinky, our sour-faced, gopher, 3rd, cousin, on Fifi's, side. Schtinky eats all of the sour citrus off the trees in Florida and then whines about it. His teeth are razor sharp but rotten. He can smell a lemon 20 miles away. Lemonade anyone? Yahhhh
Below is Ivan Klutzman, aunt Fifi's illegitimate son with a passing circus freak. Ivan was adopted by Moshe Klutzman and Mimi Silverstein. Ivan is a second generation accountant.
One day, aunt Fifi thought that her favorite poodle Klutz had given birth to a little puppy. It turns out, aunt Fifi herself had given birth to little Clotilda without realizing it.To spare her efforts, aunt Fifi let Klutz raise little Clotilda, and as a result, little Clotilda grew up as the first ever in history... human poodle.
Little Francois was delivered in a package by mistake from France. Even though he went to private school and received the best education of the period, he soon found out that his only goal in life was to suck fire ants with his tongue.
Little Rasputin was adopted from a Russian orphanage. The orphanage not only did not ask for any money in return, but even agreed to pay the adoptive family the whopping 1,000,000,000 rubles (equal to $1.99) and even paid for the shipping and handling of the baby to the tot's new trailer park home in Amerika. Little Rasputin has always had a problem finding a toothbrush.
Mama and child. Little Humpty-Dumpenzie and his momma who is actually trying / straining to smile for the picture. Poor thing can't close her mouth, let alone smile!
Little Kiki was inadvertently dropped in a bucket of bleach when she was a baby. This might have led to a spontaneous sex change.
Ms. Helga Bookworm this is the town enforcer/librarian. She always has her eye on you.
Ms. Hu Flung Wong-Pu (nee Wai Yu Pu) was born in China. Initially, she thought she was member of the Wait family, but when she moved to the trailer park, she realized she had always been a Wong. Wai loves to get drunk and play WONG NUMBAH on the phone. A fun lady.
old nosey Joe high school photo from the 60's
Peggy Sue Buffant a true beauty at the trailer park. Nice sweet face.
Our step sister, Lena Horne was the family singer. She never had a cavity!
This is Uncle Fritz. He is Aunt Fifi's husband. it is widely believed by the people in the village that he was a genetic experiment of alien cross-breeding. Yahhh dats Fritzie.
Uncle Jebediah's son, Billy-Bob Bucephelus- slight inbreeding.